borlax:

Jack White apologizes for comments about Meg White, The Black Keys, Amy Winehouse, Lana Del Ray, Adele, Outkast, Bruno Mars, Stevie Wonder, the World is a Beautiful Place and I am No Longer Afraid to Die, Coachella, traffic, headaches, Border Control, the movie 2012, bug bites, towels, my dad, your dad, those god damn kids that are always yelling outside my apartment, the time he called out “sick” from work, toothbrushes, his hair, all twelve of his side project bands, post-it notes, the Economy, “art”, solar panels, and more.


prettiestcaptain:

colethewolf:

prettiestcaptain:

I’ll be forever laughing at this because of how Peter just leans back and tosses the papers aside like "it’s no big deal, it’s just an axe in the chest, I’ve had far worse, literally, I’ve literally had worse, no need to panic, dear nephew, I’ve literally died once, this is just a flesh wound, merely a scratch, be a darling and get me some ice, Derek"

I’m laughing because it’s like a fucking infomercial. It’s just like, “Have you ever been trying to read in the dark when a flying tomahawk comes flying at you and impales you in the chest? Well then, this advertisement is for you!”

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nosdrinker:

fedorathexplorer:

nosdrinker:

not trying to start an argument but do imagine dragons only have one song

i know people that paid like $80 for an imagine dragons concert and they had a 55 minutes setlist

did they play radioactive really slowly


smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing


sledogirl97:

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

the “no sleveless tops” american public school dress code policy is impeding on our 2nd amendment right to bare arms

This may be the most fantastic thing i have ever read


vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.


codenamewinter:

the year is 2063 and i will still rip off your left arm and beat you with it if you call bucky barnes a villain


elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess


magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now


foreveralone-lyguy:

undershark:

 

The cast of The Princess Bride 25 years later. Entertainment Weekly

THERES EVEN A PICTURE OF ANDRE THE GIANT